Washing our Cars

As simple as it seems, washing the car is something I've never been able to do in the nude, and I find it frustrating. I mean, how hard should it be to just do a plain-old outdoor chore involving spraying water while undressed? Well, the neighbors have eyes, right? You don't want to be calling someone to bail you outta jail.

I admire the folks in these pictures because they can do it.

When I became an apartment dweller is when the desire to wash my car nude surfaced, and you just can't do that sort of thing when you're in an apartment or duplex situation. It made me wish I would have studied harder in school so I could have a better job and afford acreage.

At one point I actually solicited a place to wash my car nude on Craigslist! I did receive a couple replies, but they mainly consisted of words encouragement. Nothing that panned out. Just so I don't have to repeat myself completely, I blogged it here in one of my old blogs.

This is just another of the privacy issues I'm hoping to solve in the near future with a new fence!

I suppose it would be nice if we could undress to use our local coin-op car wash too, but that's a bit public for most folks. Most of the time you see this sort of thing happening it's the result of a dare:

 

Still, it looks like the correct way to dress for any kind of car-washing, doesn't it?