As much as I love life in the nude, my being nude tends to cause some laziness. Why? Two reasons mainly:
- The desire to stay naked clashes with work that needs to be done outdoors (privacy concerns, etc.) If I avoid those tasks because being naked is more enjoyable.
- Not having the right footwear. If I'm barefooted and clean, I'm in relaxation mode!
If you're moving, lifting, digging, or whatever heavy chore you may be doing, you need the right stuff on your feet: Boots. I'm not talking about cowboy boots, although those would certainly do the job. They just don't quite have the right look when you're wearing nothing but a smile:
Granted, those guys weren't working.
Having the right footwear is a necessity when you're working. Being able to wear no clothes while working is just a bonus! If you're working in plain, ol' dirt or mud, barefoot is a great choice. It just adds to that good, nude feeling of being connected to the earth. If you're really working, like using power tools and heavier materials, you need to wear boots like these guys:
You want to see an example of someone that should be wearing foot protection but is obviously running with his brain disconnected? Look at this guy. Even if you're okay with flying object danger, you're still going to end up with chlorophyll-colored feet :
When I mentioned being barefoot in certain conditions, here's one that would not work. Boots required, baby!







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